The latest from NYC Junto [Looks like going to the film festival today cost me dearly. -Nic Leobold, aspiring Terrorist Hunter and Supporter of the American Woman]
nycjunto-discuss wrote: As you may know, It is a sin for a TALIBAN or AL QUAEDA MALE to see any woman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time ALL WOMEN are asked to: Walk out of their houses completely naked, to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house, to prove they are NOT TALIBAN or AL QUEADA, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, and to SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. Since the TALIBAN and AL QUEDA also do not approve of ALCOHOL, a cold, 6-PACK at your side is further proof of your ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. For good measure, have VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS cooking on your BBQ grill. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT appreciates your efforts to root out TERRORISTS and applauds your participation in this ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Now American morticians get ready to work. And let's thank all American women who strut their stuff. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ForumWebSiteAt http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
