Good evening, everyone...

I come to you on the most dire mission imaginable with a strategic warning!

This morning -- from a cave somewhere in Pakistan -- Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply
of convenience store managers. 

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next. 

Dave
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Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
The Used Kharma Lot
Web Page:   http://www.kharma.net updated 11/24/2004
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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
                -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"
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