Good evening again, Dave! Dave Laird wrote to everyone...
> What follows is a farcical letter written to President Bush once > California (and others, ostensibly) secedes from the Union to form a > coalition of like-minded states. Stranger things have happened, so who is > to say this will remain a farce for long? Enjoy... Needless to say, I'm looking forward to something like this perhaps taking place, when reasonable people take control over their own lives and earthly destinies! I'm sure I'm going to enjoy this one! > Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, > we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving. California will > now be its own country. And we're taking all the blue states with us. In > case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, > Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of the Northeast. Probably Idaho isn't going to join that list anytime soon, at least for now, but it's a great start. On the other hand, as you mentioned California and Minnesota on the same list, I doubt Idaho might ever want to come along. > We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to > almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In > fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at > 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be > back in their states by then. Again, Idaho likely isn't going to head the warning. > So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We get the Governator, > stem cell research and the best beaches, We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken > Lay. (We will keep Martha Stewart, but having served her sentence she will > now be a contributor to society rather than the un-indicted contributors to > your campaign) We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand, We get Intel > and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss. We get > 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get all the > technological innovation in Alabama. We get about two-thirds of the tax > revenue, and you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our > divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of > happy families, You get a bunch of single moms to support, and we know how > much you like that. I can't of course pile on to all of this, but this last catch has to be a good one, or at least so it seems. On the other hand, I do find a measure of reason to sign off from supporting such a split, since the scenario seems to imply that the government will have to pick up the tab for the mistakes and misfortune of various individuals who should be ultimately responsible for their own bad fortune. > Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and > anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens back > from Iraq. If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. Now there's a real zinger! And, just maybe, more than you might realize! It's the Evangelical Christians that want to support and defend Israel, no matter what!, a fallacious basis for a false sense of understanding the end of times. > as a They > have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no > purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' > caskets coming home. This is about as real as it gets, isn't it? At least some of it. I've seen clips of parents who aren't buying into to any of this, and want an end to it all, right now. > Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really > hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Now ain't this really special? The pretext for this latest destructive 'war' hasn't even been verified whatsoever by anyone, including our own intelligence network which has failed dismally in justifying why our sons and daughters are dying on a distant battlefield of THIS ADMINISTRATION'S own making? I won't, of course, conclude this by suggesting that California has the right idea for secession, but only suggesting perhaps that Americans today ought to find a way to wake up to the stupor they are engulfed in supporting this rabid aggression, and finally demanding a way to end it now. I guess since the US government didn't sign on to the international Court perhaps 'war crimes' committed by our own regime won't come up on the docket, at least for a while -- but ya never know? Kindest regards, Frank Seriously. > Soon. > > Sincerely, > > California > > Dave > -- > Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) > The Used Kharma Lot > Web Page: http://www.kharma.net updated 11/24/2004 > Usenet news server : news://news.kharma.net > > Fortune Random Thought For the Minute > Are you still an ALCOHOLIC? > _______________________________________________ > Libnw mailing list > [email protected] > List info and subscriber options: http://immosys.com/mailman/listinfo/libnw > Archives: http://immosys.com/mailman//pipermail/libnw _______________________________________________ Libnw mailing list [email protected] List info and subscriber options: http://immosys.com/mailman/listinfo/libnw Archives: http://immosys.com/mailman//pipermail/libnw
