Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 21:08:02 -0700
From: Karen Reynolds <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Maybe this will work...

...and if it doesn't, then it doesn't matter that I got the last
one correct!!  :-)

Karen
gg

This is a good one...
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
are qualified to be a "professional".  Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are not that difficult.
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  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
the door.  This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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 Wrong Answer :Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
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 Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
 put in the elephant and close the door.  This tests your
 ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
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  Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.  This
  tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
  questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
  abilities.
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  4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
  How do you manage it?
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 Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the
 Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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 According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide,around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questionswrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
most professionals have the brains of a four year old.




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