Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2000 10:23:10 GMT From: "neil barnes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: H Re: SNES and NES controller on Libretto > Disclaimer: > > Remember, I have constructed the schematic above and it worked just >fine on several computers. If you make it and you see smoke coming out from >between the keys on your libretto's keyboard or hear a "poof" sound, or >suffer severe burns from the explosion of various electronics components, >bodily injury, cancer, plutonium poisoning, I cannot be held legally >responsible. > Warning, users of the above schematic can suffer from repetitive >strain injury, carpal tunnel syndrome, loss of vision from squinting at the >libretto's tiny screen, radiation poisoning, finger loss, hair loss, >impotence, loss of sexual appetite, reduced sperm count, testicle >degeneration, and hallucinations. > Do not operate heavy machinery, eat products containing marmalade, >expose yourself to bright lights or direct sunlight, watch a Madonna movie, >read a unix technical manual, perform heavy mathematical computations, wear >flannel or use latex based sex toys after using the above schematic. > Use with caution and only under the supervision of a trained >professional. > If you have a bad day, or your dog bites you, it's *not my fault* Many words in the preceding announcement were constructed using a digital writing machine and are of extreme length and/or complexity. They should not be uttered except under the supervision of a trained vocal practitioner. Neil _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. ************************************************************** http://libretto.basiclink.com - Libretto mailing list http://libretto.basiclink.com/archive - Archives http://www.picante.com/~gtaylor/portable/faq.html - FAQ -------UNSUBSCRIBE------- mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=cmd:unsubscribe --------UNSUBSCRIBE DIGEST------ Use above but add DIGEST to the subject line... **************************************************************
