----- Original Message ----- From: "Valentin Villenave" <[email protected]>
To: "David Kastrup" <[email protected]>
Cc: <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:16 PM
Subject: Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again)


On Tue, Nov 9, 2010 at 10:41 AM, David Kastrup <[email protected]> wrote:
"Ok, Madams and Sirs, let's start again from measure 1."

Voice from the viola section: "We don't have bar numbers in our score."

Oh, I didn't know you guys had viola jokes too :-)

"Q: Why is the viola named "Bratsche" in German?"
"A: It's a transcription of the noise you make when walking upon one."

"Q: What do the Beatles and the Berliner Philharmoniker's viola
section have in common?"
"A: Well, neither of them have been playing together since the 70s."

Etc.

Or:

"How do you know there's a drummer at the door?"

"Because they knock three times and come in late".

--
Phil Holmes

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