Scientific American
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=0001A3E4-764F-1ED9-8E1C809EC588EF21
has some beauties.  To witless:

Warren portal identification and tunnel resident disgorger system, patent
6,474,601, Richard Krobusek and David H. Hitt of Plano, Tex.6,474,601,
Richard Krobusek and David H. Hitt of Plano, Tex.
Well, blow me down!  A jet engine is used to blow hot air of the
non-politician type, into a tunnel or cave where terrorists might be hiding.
The object is to blow them away.  //Censored material has been //Censored
//Please do not turn the page.  //One is reminded of Monica Lewinsky and Bill
Clinton for inexplicable reasons. 8=0

And this beauty:
Registered pedigree stuffed animals, patent 6,482,067, David L. Pickens of
Honolulu.
Breeding stuffed toys - now that is something we urgently need.  The future of
Western Civilization depends on it.  The [insert name of nation]'s history of
innovation and invention will end terribly and abruptly if we cannot breed
stuffed toys.  With any luck we'll wind up with U.S. Patent Office officials,
if we breed them long enough.  Maybe I should apply for such a patent?  After
all, I thought of it first ;^)

Wesley Parish

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:29, you wrote:
> I hope the Germans throw the guy in jail.  Wouldn't THAT be sweet?!?!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gregg C Levine
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: 7/24/2003 6:23 PM
> Subject: Strange ideas was RE: [LINUX-390] No Subject
>
> Hello from Gregg C Levine
> Probably as soon as one of two things happen. SCO withdrawing their
> stupid lawsuit, or they end up loosing that suit. Of the two, I firmly
> believe they will withdraw it.
> -------------------
> Gregg C Levine [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> "The Force will be with you...Always." Obi-Wan Kenobi
> "Use the Force, Luke."  Obi-Wan Kenobi
> (This company dedicates this E-Mail to General Obi-Wan Kenobi )
> (This company dedicates this E-Mail to Master Yoda )
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Linux on 390 Port [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
>
> Of
>
> > Doug Fuerst
> > Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 7:19 PM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: Re: [LINUX-390] No Subject
> >
> > I personally am planning on filing a patent tomorrow on the transfer
>
> of air
>
> > to blood through the lungs. I will file a claim that I have invented
>
> this
>
> > transfer, and have imparted this to mankind and you all should be
>
> paying me
>
> > a residual for every breath you take. I will prove this beyond my
>
> doubt
>
> > (and evidently the doubt of the USPTO) thus establishing myself as
>
> the
>
> > supreme being. You will then all pay me rent for living on my
>
> planet, and
>
> > pay me every time you eat something grown on my planet.
> > Further, I will then prove that as the supreme being, that I did
>
> indeed
>
> > invent air, and will require another gratuity not only for it's use
>
> but
>
> > it's transfer in the lungs. I think a buck a breath is about right,
>
> a buck
>
> > for the air and a buck for the transfer. I take Visa, Mastercard,
>
> American
>
> > Express, Discover and PayPal. Send me the money!!!!!!
> > BTW, my patent for oil, gas, all minerals, steel, etc. will follow
>
> in a few
>
> > days. I will have many patents pending, and plan on vigorously
>
> defending
>
> > all illegal uses of my property.
> > Where does this crap end?????????????????
> >
> > At 08:01 PM 7/24/2003 +0100, you wrote:
> > >On Iau, 2003-07-24 at 18:59, Jim Sibley wrote:
> > > > "I own copyright over code that 95% of the Windows code out
>
> there
>
> > > > infringes on.  I refuse to show it to you or anyone, because
>
> it's a
>
> > > > trade secret.  But I demand that each and every one of you who
>
> have ever
>
> > > > so much as *seen* a computer running Windows immediately pay me
>
> $1000.
>
> > > > PER COMPUTER.  Or else I'm going to sue.  So just Paypal it to
>
> me, OK?"
>
> > >You probably don't but judging by the DRM patent initial judgements
>
> from
>
> > >the intertrust case MS customers might want to be wondering if
> > >Intertrust will go after customers too and if so what the MS
>
> insurance
>
> > >is really worth
> > >
> > >Use any of these ?
> > >
> > >http://www.intertrust.com/main/ip/accused.html

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