completely off topic, out of date and ultimately not worth posting... but funny all the same -- +++ Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers +++ [EMAIL PROTECTED] [Website undergoing re-design...]l.org better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus < north pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep nice > giftlist santa claus < north pole > town who | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | grep bad || good for (goodness sake) { be good }