Beware!
BTW, are you using a hi speed connection now? If so, how does it work?
73,
Ian
-----Original Message-----
From: Rein A Smit <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Friday, March 31, 2000 9:37 PM
Subject: Re: FW: April 1 Y2K
>
>
>"Barrett, Peter G" wrote:
>>
>> > VIRUS WARNING
>> >
>> > If you receive an e-mail entitled "crazy times" DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY
AND
>> > DO NOT OPEN IT!!! Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
>> > erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete everything
on
>> > disks within 20 metres of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on
>> > all your credit cards.
>> >
>> > It reprograms your ATM access code, messes up the tracking on your VCR
and
>> > uses sub-space field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play
or
>> > use. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all
>> > your ice-cream melts and your milk freezes. It will reprogram your
phone
>> > autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
>> >
>> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank, drink all your
beer,
>> > leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you expecting company and
it's
>> > radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and belly button fluff
to
>> > migrate behind your ears.
>> >
>> > It's molecular reconstruction capabilities will cause your shampoo to
>> > become depilatory and your depilatory to become napalm and your cologne
or
>> > perfume to smell like dill pickles, all this while it will be dating
your
>> > current partner behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to
>> > your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things
in
>> > such a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will give
you
>> > cancer of the season ticket and Dutch Elm Disease.
>> >
>> > It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
>> > passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly
>> > change the interpretations of key sentences.
>> >
>> > If the "Crazy Times" message is opened in a Windows 95 environment, it
>> > will leave the toilet seat up and your hair drier pugged in dangerously
>> > close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the tags from all your
>> > mattresses pillows and towels but also refill your skim milk with whole
>> > milk and replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
>> >
>> > It is insidious and subtle.
>> >
>> > It is dangerous and quite bloody terrifying.
>> >
>> > It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
>> >
>> > Regards
>> >
>> > Bottle, M. (VK6PEC) =8-b
>> >
>> >
>> >
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