Oh, I'll tell you.. How about NOT sending your stuff in HTML?? some people here don't like HTML emails... Hetz At 14:28 27/03/2000 +0200, Game Wizard wrote: >Hi! > >A little joke I though would interest you: > >INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) >Microprocessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip. > > >Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling >Pentium(TM) processor is released. The Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in >biochemical and electonic engineering. This newly developed organic >microprocessor outshines the previous generation. > >The Potato(TM) Chip has 100% more speed, 100% more memory, 1/10th the heat >generation and 100000% more starch than the traditional 200Mhz >PentiumPro(TM) Chip. > >The new Potato(TM) Chip will soon be available in several flavors: >Standard for the generic PC, Bar-b-que for those engineers and scientists >who need an extra kick, Cajun for secretaries so that the engineers can >drool over it, Sour-Cream and Onion for the very low end user, and Low >Sodium for the laptop market. > >Soon a modified version of the Potato(TM) Chip will be released for the >Very High End Computing sector. The new chip will be used in powerful >parallel and supercomputer systems. The chip will have a slightly modified >shape, color, and will be stackable. This project is code named Pringles(TM). > >Intel(TM) is beating out Motorola(TM) by two months for its own new chip: >The Tortilla(TM) Chip. Industry insiders believe that the marketing hype >for the Tortilla(TM) chip is overblown. Motorola's(TM) new chip is just >too late and too underpowered compared to the Intel processor. In >addition, the Tortilla(TM) is completely incompatible with the Potato(TM) >Chip and is based upon a very different technology. > > > >Tell me what you think :-))) > > > >Game Wizard. ------------------------- Hetz Ben Hamo Sys. Admin. Intercomp http://www.cobol2java.com ================================================================= To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
