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Hi Folks,

I couldn't resist posting this.

<For People with Funny Bone>

           As you would be aware, Microsoft has announced its
 intentions to launch Windows95 in Hindi. The following are some of the
 features and commands, which will help you in mastering this version.


           ATISUKSHMA MULAYAM KHIDKIYAAN  - AVRUTTI PICCHAANVEY
           (Microsoft Windows - version 95)

           Karyalaya Sattanvey (Office 97) will contain:

           1. AtiSukshma Mulayam Shabda Cheh (MS Word6)

           2. AtiSukshma Mulayam ShaktiBindu (MS Powerpoint)

           3. Pravesh ki Sammati (Access)

           4. Lombdigisi (lomiree) mein Maahir (FoxPro)

           5. Nazaaraa C adhik hi adhik (Visual C++)

           6. Kamal ke Rupiye (Lotus Notes)

           7. Taaron ke Jaal ka Sanshhodhak (Internet Explorer)

           Some of the common commands and messages will be as follows:

           1.    Phaail = File
           2.    Bachao = Save
           3.    Aise Bachao = Save as
           4.    Subko Bachao = Save All
           5.    Mujhe Bachao = Help
           6.    Dhoondo = Find
           7.    Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
           8.    Hilao = Move
           9.    Dak = Mail
           10.    Dakiya = Mailer
           11.    Paas se dhekho = Zoom
           12.    Door se dhekho = Zoom Out
           13.    Kholo = Open
           14.    Band Karo = Close
           15.    Naya = New
           16.    Purana / Khatara = Old
           17.    Badli Karo = Replace
           18.    Bhaago = Run
           19.    Chaapo = Print
           20.    Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview
           21.    Nakal Utaaro / Kaapi = Copy
           22.    Kaato = Cut
           23.    Chipkao = Paste
           24.    Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special
           25.    Goli Maaro = Delete
           26.    Nazaara = View
           27.    Hatyaar = Tools
           28.    Hatyaar Khamba = Toolbar
           29.    Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
           30.    Kalti Maaro = Exit
           31.    Ped = Tree
           32.    Thooso = Compress
           33.    Chooha = mouse
           34.    Tik Karo = Click
           35.    Tik-Tik Karo = Double Click
           36.    Idhar-se-Udhar = Forward
           37.    Khamba = Scrollbar
           38.    Ghusne ki Agya Nahin = Access Denied
           39.    Sarvasaadharan Suraksha mein Gadbad = GPF (General Protection Fault)
           40.    Is Karyakram ne Gairkanooni Kaam Kiya Hai = This
Program has performed an illegal operation
           41.    Zhatak Se Band karo, Koshish Karte Raho, ya
 Goli Maro? = Abort, Retry or Ignore?

</For People with Funny Bone>

cat flames >> /dev/null

Have Fun
        - Khader
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Syed Khader Vali (Siddiq)                          [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Debian GNU/Linux (Woody)                    http://www.sidcarter.com

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