According to ^Mr^: While burning my CPU.
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> is there any site available on the net that provides quotes and jokes ,
> interesting facts on linux ...
> eg .. in a world without borders , why do we need windows and gates ..
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> i kind of likes that quote , where can find others like those ?
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Ok since you aksed, here's my little collection of "Hackers sigs" colleected
from the linux-kernel-mailing-list.
This is a list of comments and jokes which people put in mail.
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Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
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My 2 year olds answer to everything: "No!"
You can learn a lot from a 2 year old....
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"Unix _IS_ user friendly... It's just selective about who its friends are."
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after
eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollock
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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
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--- Most operating systems, sometimes even DOS, separate different
--- types of files into different directories. The Windows philosophy:
--- Throw everything into C:\WINDOWS and let God sort it out.
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/* Disclaimer : I don't speak for my employers, they don't speak for me */
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All SCSI disks will from now on
be required to send an email notice
24 hours prior to complete hardware failure!
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"Death can come quickly to a market leader."
- Bill Gates, "The Road Ahead" -
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool,
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Johann Hanne
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AX25: DG4MMI@DB0IRS.#BAY.DEU.EU | This system is running LinuX 97
amprnet: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | the choice of a
email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | GNU generation
Hiroshima 45 - Tschernobyl 86 - Windows 95
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Just look at it this way...not matter how bad Linux can get, it's still
better the a 'stable' version of NT.
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
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Miquel van Smoorenburg | "I need more space" "Well, why not move toTexas"
[EMAIL PROTECTED] | "No, on my account, stupid." "Stupid? Uh-oh.."
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.
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"Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff
on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)" - Linus Torvalds
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
Software is like sex; it's better when it's free. - Linus Torvalds
IBM: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
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Q: What is Windows?
A: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8
bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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If God had inteded man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.
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A hobby involving communication is having communication problems :-)
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Steve Ensley
You can fool some of the people some of the time
and the rest you can get with a good marketing campaign.
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A bus station is where the the bus stops.
A train station is where the trains stop.
On my desk I have a workstation ...
- Sebastian Benoit
- [EMAIL PROTECTED]
- http://www.mathematik.uni-marburg.de/~benoit
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In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
(By [EMAIL PROTECTED], Hasse Skrifvars)
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"User error. Replace user and press any key..."
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Ya know that taking up golf will only make you a liar, unemployed,
bankrupt, divorced and alcoholic... But, taking up with 160 will do
all of that AND make you a paranoid insomniac...
{160 is amateur radio term for 1810-2000 radio spectrum, its what i call
THE BEST BAND. (PA3GCU) }
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*If Micro$oft is the answer it must have been a silly Question*
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Intel create faster processors - Microsoft create slower processes
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Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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>The box said "Windows 95,NT 4.0,or better."
>So I installed LINUX !
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"All parallel ports are equal - Some are more equal than others"
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Linux *is* friendly, provided you leave it in the box :-)
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Q: Should i seel my modem i cant get it to work.?
A: Hell no! Self defeatism is never the right answer. Ripping out the
hardware and forcing it to obey you is. Works best if you keep a
Windows CD handy to threaten it with. HTH!
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The software said it requires Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux"
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There is no such thing as luck. 'Luck' is nothing but an absence of bad
luck.
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-= Why do we need gates in a world without fences? =-
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He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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Dirk G1TLH
Dirk-Jan Koopman, Tobit Computer Co Ltd
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the
computer.
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"Computers are like air conditionners - they stop working properly when
you open Windows"
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Regards Richard.
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
