HAHA, that is great, do you care if I put it on my christmas cards?
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From: James (Jim) Hatridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>;
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; michael jones <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, December 20, 1999 12:23 PM
Subject: [SLE] Greetings of the season
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all.
>
> ...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater
> than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
> hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
> physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
> sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
> no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
> warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
> subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
> sole discretion of the wisher.)
>
> Reportedly found in the 1999 White House holiday greeting card
>
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> Jim Hatridge
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