Oh Bill Gates, How may we worship you better.
"James (Jim) Hatridge" wrote:
> LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing
> Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC
> interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing. "I
> never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program.
> "After all, this Microsoft program actually worked for an extended period
> of time, something you don't see very often."
>
> Microsoft has plans to mass-produce the Bill Gates holographic simulation
> by 2010 or so. "The hardware just isn't there yet for home use," a
> Microserf explained. "By then, though, Intel's Itanium 6 Super Pro Plus
> III CPU running at 600 Ghz or whatever should be sufficient." Windows 2010
> is expected to include the Bill Gates simulation, making the World's
> Richest Man(tm) accessible to the entire world.
>
> A newly printed brochure for the faux-Gates advertises, "Need help running
> Windows 2010? Bill Gates will sit beside you and guide you through the
> system. Have a question for the world's sexiest and smartest nerd? He'll
> answer it. Wondering if free and open source software is a plot by
> Communists freaks to overthrow the free market system? He'll be there to
> explain. Want to ask for a personal loan? Sorry, won't happen."
>
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>
> Enjoy :)
>
> Jim Hatridge
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> Proud Linux User #88484
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