better !pout !cry
better
watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck
list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep
nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep
awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
jeremyb.
-----Original Message-----From: Yuri DeGroot [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, 27 December 2001 9:55 a.m.
To: 'nzlug'; 'dunlug'; 'clug'
Subject: Unix Santa
I'm surprised that no-one has posted the Santa shell script,
y'know, the one that starts with
better !pout; better !cry
better watchout; lpr why
santaclaus >town <northpoleI can't remember how the rest of it goes.
Does anyone have a copy of it? I've always found it amusing.I'm the only member of my team who hasn't taken leave over ChristMas and I'm bored, bored, bored staring at these dumb work orders that need to be reviewed by us quality gurus (I'm the only guru without the sense to bugger off for ChristMas)
If my superiors are subscribed to this list - hey I'm on a break okay! sheesh! I'll get back to work now.
Yuri de Groot
Quality Improvement Specialist
on energy Limited
(DDI 03-378 3017
(extn 3017
*[EMAIL PROTECTED]Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
