Vik Olliver wrote:

> Having waited for ages for a Linux application to load, I suggest a new
> unit, the MIPE; Meaningless Indicator of Program Efficiency.
> 
> This measures is the product of the CPU use percentage and time taken to
> run an application and is so in a unit of %s, which makes it a real bugger
> for 'C' programmers to print.

Slackware's package management utility uses BogoMipSeconds :)

> I shall now stick myself in a warm bath, calm down, and think of fluffy
> bunnies frolicking in clouds until the nice men in white coats come around
> with my new long-sleeved jacket.

Considering the amount of memory my X server allocates, you'd think it'd 
have all of /lib, /usr/lib, /usr/X11/lib etc fully precached.

Cheers,

- Dave

http://www.digistar.com/~dmann/


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