C:\winnt\system32>uname -a
The name specified is not recognized as an
internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

LOL!!

> From: C Falconer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: 2002/11/13 Wed AM 09:41:53 GMT+13:00
> To: Linux Users Group <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: Re: uname wank
> 
> Chris Hellyar wrote:
> > I'll play this game...
> 
> Main linux box (P4 1.5)
> Linux suspenders 2.4.18 #10 Wed Jun 19 05:01:31 NZST 2002 i686 unknown
> suspenders    up    1+22:52,     2 users,  load 0.35, 0.35, 0.31
> 
> My machine (Dual P3)
> Linux socks 2.4.19 #9 SMP Tue Aug 6 14:40:59 NZST 2002 i686 Pentium III
> (Coppermine) GenuineIntel GNU/Linux
> socks         up   49+15:47,    11 users,  load 4.00, 3.99, 3.77
> 
> Timeserver (486 SX 33)
> Linux fob 2.4.18 #11 Tue Jun 25 17:55:28 NZST 2002 i486 unknown
> fob           up   78+00:56,     1 user,   load 0.02, 0.02, 0.02
> 
> Random server (486 DX2/66)
> Linux chief 2.2.16 #1 Wed Jul 19 11:39:32 NZST 2000 i486 unknown
> chief         up   78+12:12,     1 user,   load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
> 
> security camera server (P75)
> Linux wallet 2.4.18 #9 Tue Apr 30 14:35:06 NZST 2002 i586 unknown
> wallet        up   29+19:58,     1 user,   load 0.83, 0.80, 0.82
> 
> external web server (P150)
> Linux pants 2.4.18 #2 Thu Aug 1 19:10:55 NZST 2002 i586 unknown
> pants         up   78+02:11,     2 users,  load 0.21, 0.17, 0.09
> 
> firewall
> Linux lemonsqueezer 2.4.19 #2 Wed Aug 28 16:05:32 NZST 2002 i686 unknown
> lemonsqueeze  up   75+18:10,     0 users,  load 0.02, 0.01, 0.00
> 
> and....
> FreeBSD skirt.avonside.school.nz 4.6-RELEASE FreeBSD 4.6-RELEASE #0: Tue
> Aug 20 10:35:43 GMT 2002    
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]:/usr/src/sys/compile/SKIRT  i386
>  8:53AM  up 78 days, 2:01, 4 users, load averages: 0.22, 0.23, 0.21
> 
> 
> ------------------------------------------
> And at home theres
> 
> Home server, C400
> Linux caffeine 2.4.18 #3 Sat Sep 14 11:37:47 NZST 2002 i686 unknown
> caffeine      up   32+15:24,     1 user,   load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
> 
> Home workstation, dual PPro200
> dopamine      up      13:52,     1 user,   load 0.07, 0.02, 0.00
> Linux dopamine 2.5.47 #1 SMP Tue Nov 12 19:39:57 NZDT 2002 i686 Pentium
> Pro GenuineIntel GNU/Linux
> 
> Random 486 laptop - note the massive uptime :)))
> Linux slate 2.4.3 #2 Fri Apr 27 14:10:23 NZST 2001 i486 unknown
> slate         up  464+02:35,     0 users,  load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
> 
> 
> 
> 

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