LOL again. I base most of my planning around Murphy's Law.
Regards, Robert -----Original Message----- From: John Carter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, 9 March 2005 11:22 a.m. To: [email protected] Subject: Re: FW: A 'Puter Funny On Wed, 9 Mar 2005, Fisher, Robert (FXNZ CHC) wrote: > You need to get some Xerox printers John. Should I send a salesperson out? > LOL. Nah, don't bother. This is not a brand specific thing. This is written deep into the heart of the Universe. It is the principle which fundamentally drives all reality. In fact, I have codified it as Carter's Law. "Things only ever go right so that they go more spectacularly wrong later." All of Physics may be deduced from this one profound principle. Ever wondered what governs the collapse of Wave States in Quantum Mechanics? It's the Murphy's Law Potential. What governs the Murphy's Law Potential? Carter's Law. So even if some magic rendered Xerox printers utterly unjammable, with an unlimited supply of paper and toner, and so fast that there is never a queue of A3 super complex PCB layouts.... ...what I successfully print and take to the meeting will be packed with mistakes, glitches, faux pas, and general Career Limiting Statements, all in indelible black and white, with each member of the meeting having their own personal copy. This is Life as we know it. >> Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. > > I have noticed our printers all have meeting detectors. John Carter Phone : (64)(3) 358 6639 Tait Electronics Fax : (64)(3) 359 4632 PO Box 1645 Christchurch Email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] New Zealand Refactorers do it a little better every time.
