You're about 4 months early for April Fools day.
2008/12/4 dave lilley wrote: > We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to > America. One of the first things the US government will > change is the methods by which terrorists use computers to > destroy targets. > > Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be > banned by the Federal Government. Linux is a threat to > national security, and is most often used by terrorists to > detonate bombs. Obama has already enacted a law to entirely > ban Linux in the United States. Anyone who continues to use > Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and charged > as a felon for threatening the American government. > > Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin > Laden. > The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because > Linux has too many variations, and contains secret embedded > codes which are too difficult to crack by authorities. > Additionally, all versions of Linux contain subliminal > anti-American messages, which is proof in itself that Linux > has been authored by terrorists and terrorist organizations. > > If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin > to use another operating system before the ban on Linux > becomes law. > > Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to > use Linux, please leave America and move to any foreign > nation where terrorism thrives. > > America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
