There is a bar in Kowloon where a bunch of late sleepers, would walk in, have a drink, and exchange news about customers.

The other night I went in there and ordered a drink. As I sat there sipping
my wine, a young lady sat down next to me.  She turned to me and asked, "Are you Mr. PC?"

Recognizing that this is the nickname my customers used to call me many years ago, and her face was familiar, so I guessed that she was one of  my ex-customers. I replied, "Well, I've spent my whole career life in the computer world, building PC, designing PC systems, testing up newPCs, and repairing pcs; so I guess I am."

After a couple more drinks, she said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, etc., everything seems to make me think of women."

A little while later, another guy sat down next to me and asked , "Are you really Mr. PC?"
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> I said, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm Mr. Lesbian."

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