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a friend sent the following to me. I thought you all might get a
chuckle here.
23 of the World's Thinnest Books
23. Microsoft's complete guide to virus protection.
22. Microsoft's complete guide to data security.
21. Bill Gates' guide to creating unique applications and PC
operating systems.
20. Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates.
19. Beauty Secrets - by Janet Reno.
18. Home Built Airplanes - by John Denver.
17. How To Get To The Superbowl - by Dan Marino
16. Things I Love About Bill - by Hillary Clinton.
15. My Life's Memories - by Ronald Reagan.
14. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman
13. The Wild Years - by Al Gore
12. Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean.
11. America's Most Popular Lawyers.
10. Detroit - A Travel Guide
9. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
8. Everything Men Know About Women.
7. Everything Women Know About Men.
6. All The Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen DeGeneres
5. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette.
4. Spotted Owl Recipes - by the Sierra Club.
3. The Amish Phone Directory.
2. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson
1. My Book Of Morals - by Bill Clinton.
cheers
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