Linux comes so far But we are yet to acheive World Domination
On Tue, Sep 23, 2014 at 9:30 AM, Derek Smithies <derek.smith...@gmail.com> wrote: > Hi, > I found this yesterday, and thought some might appreciate. > > > A Haiku poem has three lines and only 17 syllables: 5 in the first line, 7 > in the second, 5 in the third. Haikus often achieve a wistful yearning or > powerful insight through their extreme brevity, as illustrated by these tech > error messages: > > The Web site you seek > Cannot be located, but > Countless more exist. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Chaos reigns within. > Reflect, repent, and reboot. > Order shall return. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Windows crashed again. > I am the Blue Screen of Death. > No one hears your screams. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Yesterday it worked. > Today it is not working. > Windows is like that. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Your file was so big. > It might be very useful. > But now it is gone. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Stay the patient course. > Of little worth is your ire. > The network is down. > > -------------------------------------------- > > A crash reduces > Your expensive computer > To a simple stone. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Three things are certain: > Death, taxes and lost data. > Guess which has occurred. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Having been erased, > The document you're seeking > Must now be retyped. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Serious error. > All shortcuts have disappeared. > Screen. Mind. Both are blank. > > ============================= > > There is an old proverb that says just about anything you want it to. > > -- > Sent from my Ubuntu computer > > _______________________________________________ > Linux-users mailing list > Linux-users@lists.canterbury.ac.nz > http://lists.canterbury.ac.nz/mailman/listinfo/linux-users _______________________________________________ Linux-users mailing list Linux-users@lists.canterbury.ac.nz http://lists.canterbury.ac.nz/mailman/listinfo/linux-users
