[BRUIT] Code source de Windows

Tue, 3 Apr 2001 23:41:56 +0200 

C'est fou comme le code source de Windows 3.11 peut être optimisé !...
(pris de l'adresse http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/WindowsCode.html)

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Tanguy


Source Code of Windows!
I have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows 3.11 code and here it is.
I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.


#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
        set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
        or just call it Chicargo)\n");

    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(1) {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        if (rand() < 0.9)
            crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);
}




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