>/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>
>#include "win31.h"
>#include "win95.h"
>#include "win98.h"
>#include "workst~1.h"
>#include "evenmore.h"
>#include "oldstuff.h"
>#include "billrulz.h"
>#include "monopoly.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>void main()
>{
>while(!CRASHED)
>{
>display_copyright_message();
>display_bill_rules_message();
>do_nothing_loop();
>if (first_time_installation)
>{
>make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>do_nothing_loop();
>totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
>disable_Netscape();
>disable_RealPlayer();
>disable_Lotus_Products();
>hang_system();
>}
>write_something(anything);
>display_copyright_message();
>do_nothing_loop();
>do_some_stuff();
>
>if (still_not_crashed)
>{
>display_copyright_message();
>do_nothing_loop();
>basically_run_windows_3.1();
>do_nothing_loop();
>do_nothing_loop();
>}
>}
>
>if (detect_cache())
>disable_cache();
>
>if (fast_cpu())
>{
>set_wait_states(lots);
>set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>}
>
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
>/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
>printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>if (system_ok())
>crash(to_dos_prompt)
>}
>else
>system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
>while(something)
>{
>sleep(5);
>get_user_input();
>sleep(5);
>act_on_user_input();
>sleep(5);
>}
>create_general_protection_fault();
>}
>
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