Refer them to helpdesk... lol

On Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 3:02 PM, Chris Penn <[email protected]> wrote:

> "1) do a traceroute from their local machine to the machine they are
> ssh'd into and capture the output
> 2) do a ping from their local machine to the machine they are ssh'd
> into and capture the output
> 3) type uptime on the machine they are logged into and capture the output"
>
> HAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> I wish my users could do that!
>
> It usually goes this way for me.
>
> I tell everyone that if they notice a problem that I am not catching
> email me with the problem unless it is absolutely urgent, then call.
>
> for example:
> Person:
> my computer is slow
> Me:
> what do you mean? In what way? what are you doing? from where?  What
> else is running when the problem happens? does it happen from the same
> machine or every machine?
> Person:
> Blah blah answers to above questions....
> Me:
> I will check it out....If you are using Windows, that is probably the
> problem...
>
> Chris...
>
>
> On Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 1:44 PM, Brian Friday <[email protected]>
> wrote:
> > Hi All,
> >
> > So one of the problems that plagues any system administration group
> > etc is user reports of "slowness". I am wondering what everyone else
> > does or if you have found a effective method to get END USERS to give
> > you enough information to vette if the problem is something you can
> > fix.  Or if the problem exists in the users mind, the server, the
> > network or the users isp's network.
> >
> > A scenario, end user ssh's into a linux server and runs a X11 session
> > over ssh (logs in via ssh -Y usern...@fqdn) then complains that the
> > X11 session they are running is slow.
> >
> > End User comments like:
> >
> >    - Text typed does not display or displays slowly, opening files
> > takes to long etc etc...
> >
> > In the past I have had the end user do the following:
> >
> > 1) do a traceroute from their local machine to the machine they are
> > ssh'd into and capture the output
> > 2) do a ping from their local machine to the machine they are ssh'd
> > into and capture the output
> > 3) type uptime on the machine they are logged into and capture the output
> >
> > Send the results of all three commands to me.
> >
> > Anyone have other tips/tricks that they have found effective?
> >
> > Remember this should be something simple the end user can do but which
> > provides output useful to us non-end user people in debugging spotty
> > connections or determining if we need to deploy more servers or
> > upgrade the existing ones.
> >
> > For example with mail issues the great example of a simple thing end
> > users can do is forwarding a phishing/spam message as an attachment.
> >
> > - Brian
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