This bounce is so *completely* unhelpful I just had to share it with the world
in my amusement. Made me feel like I was living in the Tron universe or
something: "Greetings, fellow program RSCS GBIB1UQU! I carry a message for
you from Master Control!"
----- Forwarded message from RSCS GBIB1UQU at IBMMAIL <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> -----
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 07:48:01 EDT
From: "RSCS GBIB1UQU at IBMMAIL" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Misdirected file
Regarding: File sent to 9HOLDSS at NHBVM2
File name: I3703283 NOTE, size: 62 records
Subject: Misdirected file
A file originating from you was sent to "9HOLDSS at NHBVM2" - this
is not a valid userid or printer on the NHBVM2 system. The file
is being returned to you with the originator shown as NHBVM2(SYSTEM).
PLEASE CHECK THE ONLINE DIRECTORY IN CASE YOU HAVE MISKEYED THE NODEID/USERID.
Please do not reply to this note; if you require assistance, send an
OfficeVision note to UKSSVM1(3OSD) to include:
1. The name (including initials or forename) of the person you wish to reach.
2. The person's job title/department/nature of work if known.
3. The userid/nodeid to which you sent the original file (xxxxx at nnnnnn)
You may correct the user ID of this file by issuing:-
CP SM RSCS CMD NHBVM2 TRANSFER 5755 TO newnode newuser
If you wish to purge the file please issue:-
CP SM RSCS CMD NHBVM2 PURGE 5755
NB. Authorised users will need to use the following commands:-
CP SM RSCS CMD NHBVM2 TRANSFER *NOUSER 5755 TO newnode newuser
CP SM RSCS CMD NHBVM2 PURGE *NOUSER 5755
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