I've been a participant in the Internet Oracle for many years, and I have
to share the following Oracularity with the subscribers on the List
Managers List.  Enjoy.
--
Mike Nolan

> The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
> Your question was:
> 
> > Oh Great and always-on-topic Oracle, how can we get people on email mailing
> > lists to stop posting off-topic?
> 
> And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
> 
> } I saw a movie the other day called "Enter the Dragon." It starred Bruce
> } Lee, who was doing some serious kung fu. I counted at least four groin
> } injuries. A classic, definitely one to see.
> } 
> } Well, so much for being on topic. Getting back to your question, I can see
> } six possible solutions:
> } 1. Kill them.
> } 2. Nuke them.
> } 3. Kindly discourage them, or ask them nicely to please stop.
> } 4. Ask the list administrator to be harsher with off-topic posters.
> } 5. Just ignore them; maybe they'll go away.
> } 6. Live with it.
> } 
> } All of these solutions, however, present problems:
> } 1. This is illegal.
> } 2. Not only is this illegal, but it kills innocent bystanders in addition
> } to the off-topic posters.
> } 3. This will probably only make them post more.
> } 4. If the problem persists, chances are, the list has no administrator, or
> } at least not one who gives a darn.
> } 5. They will probably not go away, especially if they are trolls.
> } 6. You seem unable to live with it, which is the reason you are seeking my
> } infinite wisdom.
> } 
> } So, unfortunately, loyal supplicant, for lack of better words, you're
> } screwed. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
> } 
> } You owe the Oracle a 16mm print of "Enter the Dragon" and a projector which
> } shall be used to view the film.
> 

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