Yes, all sizable lists have these "types" of people on them, and it's fun 
to list them once in a while.  Others include

 * the charmingly grammar-challenged postaholic

 * the
    people whose otherwise
    perfectly interesting and
    normal posts are written
    with oddball margins on
    the left and right

    or double spaced

    for line after line...

 * the Nine 1-Line Posts In A Row Creature

 * Mister Hobbyhorse: no matter what the original topic is, he will 
eventually work his way around to mentioning his slightly crackpot hot 
button issue, in hopes someone will give it a buzz...

 * Apology Person (sorry for mentioning her/him!) - every posting begins 
"Sorry to [bring this up|waste list bandwidth|ask a stupid 
question|interrupt everyone's reading|...], then mentions something 
perfectly ordinary, then adds an "I know this is probably [off 
topic|stupid|silly|too long|...]", then finishes the thought or request, 
then closes out with "Again, sorry..."

 * the Acronym Proliferation League [APL]: listmembers who won't rest until 
every possible topic, concept, person, and potted plant on a list has its 
own Fussy little Acronym [FlA] which must then be deployed in just the 
right location and sequence in message Subject lines, body leaders, 
signatures and so forth.  At its apotheosis this lets you conduct entire 
conversations in code without writing a word of English, rather like the 
prison story where everyone knows the jokes so for a laugh someone just 
calls out "36."


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