well, if you don't prefer doing as much damage as a boomstick, may i
suggest salt pellets 
? they get the message across as well.

or, if you're a real softie ;) sneak up behind them, and get an air duster
can and spray their 
ears. guaranteed to make a grown man jump in surprise. even more fun, turn
the can 
upside down and then spray ;)

or, if you're someone whose into brutal torture, tie them up and make them
watch a 
marathon of jessica simpson episodes. guaranteed to make them froth at the
mouth and 
whimper like an animal.

-natasha
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

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