> Why don't you tell us how you really feel... Don't hold back...
> My question is this... Do you really want Arnold in office? Fuck that
shit..
> I don't..

_anything_ is better than that lame duck we have now.
hell, i wouldn't even care if that racist mecca mofo bustamente got voted
in.

actually, i really like gallagher's platform. because, oddly enough, it
makes sense. they are valid complaints ;) 

Gallagher for Governor Platform Issues So Far�.. 


1. �Jobs Jobs Jobs -- Repeal NAFTA - It's ruining America. Call anyone in
Area Code 309....they'll tell you what's happening.

2. �Because the working people are tired of legislators voting themselves
raises, tie the yearly legislator's salary, currently $99,000, to no more
than 3 times the mean California worker's salary, currently $32,000.�..3
times is ENUFF! 

3. �Because California's roadways are the arteries of the economy, utilize
Military style heavy-lift helicopters to clear accident vehicles
immediately. 

4. �Because you act the way you dress and wearing pants too low allows the
pooper part to show, expand the indecent exposure statute to include this
stupid trend. 

5. �Because the state is 50% Latino, mandate the singing of a Spanish
version of the Star Spangled Banner at 50% of all state sporting events. 

6. �Because the US Government spends more on aid to foreign nations than
they spend on California, allow California to secede and apply for federal
aid to establish manufacturing plants, improve the infrastructure, allow
Americans to work tax free like they do for other cash-strapped countries. 

7. ...Because it is sad when a company dies, publish a business obituary in
the newspaper to spotlight the loss of California jobs.

8. �Because it scares me and I hate it, allow motorcycles to use diamond
lanes but not to go between cars. 

9. �Because Mexican families are forced apart during harvest season,
coordinate with the Mexican government to put a dam across the Sea of
California, drain it and produce a new fertile valley to keep the Mexican
family intact during harvest season. 

10. �Because it's annoying and the idiots are getting worse, make it
illegal to talk loudly on cell phones in public places. 

11. �Because it ain't drugs and it ain't violent, let the kids cruise and
show off their cars, abolish anti-cruising laws or give the kids a place to
cruise. 

12. �Because he's never getting out, to save tax payer money, cancel all
remaining Charlie Manson parole board hearings. 

13. �Because the State of California represents the people, allow losses
incurred by the state to pass through to the taxpayers, allowing them to
deduct the losses from their federal income taxes.

14�.Because I spent half my life in Florida where they know how to trim a
Palm Tree, direct the Highway Department to trim California's Palm Trees,
they look like they haven't been cleaned up since they were planted 

15�.Because the Legislature has scalped small business with rules and
regulations, sell the cities to the Indians and create Legislator-free
zones where the White Man's Law does not apply 

16�.Because the well has run dry, mandate that all recipients of Workmen�s
Comp be re-examined to help eliminate fraudulent payments.

17�.Because the US won World War II due to their world leadership in sub
atomic particle research. I propose sub atomic particles be characters in
video games, card games and cartoons. so a future electorate will be more
informed than the current one who has cancelled the supercollider...I'm so
pissed!

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