ok, i know this deserves some rotten tomatoes ...
A man was having trouble sleeping because of a weird dream he kept having. Finally he followed his wife's advice and went to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I just have to get some sleep," he said, "but I can't because I keep waking up from this bizarre dream I keep having. Can you please help me?" "Ok, let's start by having you describe the dream," replies the shrink. "Well, first I dream that I am a teepee, then I dream I am a wigwam," the man says. "Can you help me figure out my problem?" The doctor smiles reassuringly and responds, "I know what your problem is. You're two tents." -- nat Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them. ___________________________________________________________________ The DJ Denise mailing list http://www.djdenise.com/ The DJ Denise forum http://www.djdenise.com/forum/
