oh man...I am getting up there...
~Tone(TM)
Hit 'em Up Records
www.HitemUpRecords.com
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From: "DJ Denise" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2005 5:18 PM
Subject: RE: [D] ugh, i think this applies to a lot of us fogies now .....
haha... this weekend i finally discovered the wonderful power of Pepto...
now my hangovers aren't to die for! yay! :)
DJ Denise
Mizumo Music
P.O. Box 20771
Oakland, CA 94620 USA
http://www.djdenise.com
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From: angry cow MOO <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: [D] ugh, i think this applies to a lot of us fogies now .....
Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 00:30:51 -0700
especially tonight. ;(
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@ kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends because you know
they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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