i cant help but LOL, and also say... ewwwww.... i'll keep the rated R
comments to myself.. hehehe
From: VT Squire <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Re: [D] nrr: for all you dirty madlibbers
Date: Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:19:53 -0700 (PDT)
Ive been keepin an eye for that... but for madlibs, replacements of nouns
are the best.
...I'm a bad bad man.
Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a
question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in
here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy,
made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the
wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a
stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing
dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the
lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice
if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still
been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the
troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in
what looked like lumpy gray glue.
angry cow MOO <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
i highly encourage you guys to go catch the movie 'the aristocrats'
it is right up your cavernous asscrack crusty sugar boobie alley.
that is all.
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