[IFWP] INEG Dallas Conference and Liquor Jamboree Second day report

[Frank Rizzo]

As the sun rose over Texas Stadium this morning the throngs of steak folders were in for a surprise. Dave Crocker, modest fellow that he is, gave the 2nd day keynote address. He was joined by Perry Metzger. Together they weaved a tale of intrigue and neccesity. The crowd kept an internal balance. It never was discussed much and never failed us. They were there, just like one expects the sun and moon to be when gazing upwards. We were like multiple pieces of the same mechanism. A certain sync that befalls all when assembled in the proper manner.

Dave and Perry are most often found at the end and almost always 180 degrees out of sync. This represents a counter position to the forward-most individual in the climbing alignment. Balance is maintained through balance/counter-balance methodology.

Jeff was met with great cheers when he joined the remaining members of the Grateful Dead for a rousing rendition of America the Beautiful.

God Bless INEG and ICANN.

I'm crying inside,


-RiZzY