Richard J. Sexton wrote:
>
> At 09:18 AM 7/9/99 +0200, Jean-Michel Becar wrote:
> >Very interesting message of Roberto.
>
> Really ? Which part did you like the best ?
Roberto: Hi, Jean-Michel!
Jean-Michel: Hi, Roberto!
Roberto: How's it going?
Jean-Michel: Fine. How's it going?
Roberto: Fine.
Jean-Michel: Hey, nice message you posted.
Roberto: Thanks, Jean-Michel. I liked yours, too.
Jean-Michel: Thanks, Roberto. I thought yours was super.
Roberto: Thanks. So was yours.
Jean-Michel: You're great, Roberto.
Roberto: You're pretty good yourself, Jean-Michel.
Jean-Michel: You're the best, Roberto.
Roberto: No, you're the best, Jean-Michel.
Jean-Michel: No, you are.
Roberto: I said you're the best, Jean-Michel. Are you contradicting
me?
Jean-Michel: Huh? Er...no. I just meant...
Roberto: Are you saying that I'm wrong?
Jean-Michel: No, Roberto. Never. You're never wrong.
Roberto: That's better. So... You're the best, right?
Jean-Michel: If you say so, Roberto.
Roberto: I just did, didn't I?
Jean-Michel: Yes, Roberto.
Roberto: Yes, what?.
Jean-Michel: Yes, I'm the best.
Roberto: That's better.
Jean-Michel: Sorry, Roberto.
Roberto: Watch that, will you?
Jean Michel: Sure, Roberto. It's just that...
Roberto: I said you're the best, so you're the best.
Jean-Michel. Of course, Roberto.
Roberto: For a minute there I thought you were starting to get
ideas.
Jean-Michel: Ideas? Me?
Roberto: You've gotta watch it, Jean-Michel.
Jean-Michel: No, no, Roberto, really, you've got it all wrong, I...
Roberto: What did you say?
Jean-Michel: Huh?
Roberto: What did you say?
Jean-Michel: Excuse me?
Roberto: What did you just say? That I've got it all wrong?
Jean-Michel: What I meant was...
Roberto: Yes?
Jean-Michel: What I meant was, you're wrong, because I meant to say
that you're always right.
Roberto: Am I?
Jean-Michel: Yes, Roberto. Always.
Roberto: Which?
Jean-Michel: Huh?
Roberto: Which am I? Wrong or right?
Jean-Michel: Uh...You're right, Roberto.
Roberto: So, you're the best. You agree?
Jean-Michel: Absolutely.
Roberto: No question?
Jean-Michel: No, no.
Roberto: If I say you're the best, then you're the best. Right?
Jean-Michel: Yes.
Roberto: Even if it's me who's the best?
Jean-Michel: Yes.
Roberto: Even if you know it's me who's the best?
Jean-Michel: Yes.
Roberto: Even if I say I'm wrong.
Jean-Michel: You're never wrong.
Roberto: What's that?
Jean-Michel: But...
Roberto: What did you say?
Jean-Michel: Nothing. Nothing. I said you're right.
Roberto: So, who's the best? Me or you?
Jean-Michel: Uh... Look, Roberto, I...
Roberto: Come on. Who's the best, me or you?
Jean-Michel: Now, look, Roberto...
Roberto: Yes?
Jean-Michel: I mean...I want to say it's you. It's you who's the
best. Because you are the best. But if you say it's me, then you're
right, because you're always right.
Roberto: So, you understand?
Jean-Michel: Yes, I understand.
Roberto: If I say you're the best, you agree, even though you know
I'm the best.
Jean-Michel: Sure.
Roberto: Alright, then. Let's have no more misunderstandings.
Jean-Michel: Thanks, Roberto. You're the best.
Roberto: What?
Jean-Michel: Sorry. Sorry.
Roberto: Do you understand, or not?
Jean-Michel: I do. I do understand.
Roberto: So?
Jean-Michel: Thank you, Roberto. I'm the best.
Roberto: Good boy.
Jean-Michel: Thank you, Roberto, I'm the best.
Roberto: That's right.
Jean-Michel: I'm the best.
Roberto: That's it.
Jean-Michel: I'm the best.
Roberto: Who's the best?
Jean-Michel: I'm the best.
Roberto: Atta boy, Jean-Michel!
Jean-Michel: I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best.
Roberto: You're the best.
Jean-Michel: I'm the best. You're the best. I'm the best.
Roberto: Yeah!
Jean-Michel: We're the best!
Roberto: We're the best!
Together: We're the best!
We're the ETSI boys.
We're the best, and
We make a lot of noise
Saying "Oui, oui, oui",
In our mutual admiration society.
First one says "moo",
Then the other says "Oui",
Then the first says "thanks",
Then the other says "Me",
The the first says "You",
Then the other says "Oui",
Then we both say "Yes",
And it's "Me, me, me."
'Cause we're the ETSI guys,
We're both real wise,
We're both the best,
We idolize
Each other.
We always agree,
'Cause we're from ETSI.
Hip, hip, Hoorah!!!
