Joe and all,
ROFLMAO! Great stuff here! Best laugh I have had all day! >;)
!Dr. Joe Baptista wrote:
> As a Minister of the Peterborough Mission of the Church of the Universe I
> would like to offer up a little prayer on behalf of the GA and the DNSO,
> but especially for the Names Council and our bereived Chair.
>
> But first as is customary in the service - the lecture.
>
> Brothers and Sisters under God, bring yourselves together in dignity - do
> not succumb to the indignity of your folly, do not play the fools. The
> electrons we generate together which result in our email communications is
> transmitted from this planet into outer space, just like television and
> radio. This planet broadcasts more junk into the cosmos then any other
> I've ever heard of. Is it possible perhaps that some where out there an
> alien, an extraterrestrial intellegence perhaps is watch an old version of
> "All in the Family". That's not a good first impression. How would they
> judge our electrons?
>
> Let us pray - God - hear our prayer, may every alien race who watchs our
> folly have tolerance for fools such as us. Amen.
Regards,
--
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