>From:       Michael Sondow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>Call for WIPO to wipe out cybersquatters

>The Minister for Communications, Information Technology and
>the Arts, Senator Richard Alston, today announced that the
>Australian Government has called on the World Intellectual
>property Organization (WIPO) to develop guidelines and
>policies to prevent cybersquatting.

Good Luck.

After they have "prevented" cybersquatting,
I hope they'll carry on the good work and "prevent" -

        air line over booking;

        B.S. from politicians;

        dandruff;

        e's in front of words that
        don't really start with e;

        "flesh colored" available in only one shade;

        "gourmet" being used instead of
        "bland and overpriced;"

        hussies that think I don't have any class;

        "Intuitive" used instead of "incomprehensible;"

        jokes that I don't get;

        "killer app" used instead of "fad of tomorrow - at best;"

        lite products for the nearly the
        same price as full strength;

        Meat Loaf in videos (he's OK on radio);

        "networking" used instead of "hanging out in bars;"

        Oprah from losing, gaining,
        or even talking about it;

        poor usability;

        quadratic equations being on the final;

        ruts that will have me;

        smoking around me;

        traffic jams;

        underpaid netizens;

        vacuums (we should abhor them
        as much as nature does);

        women from getting equal rights
        without equal responsibility;

        xylophone concerts;

        youth being wasted on the young; and

        zebra farts.

� 2000

Patrick Reardon
15223 Grevillea
Lawndale CA 90260

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