Jon, baby- Hey, how's tricks? What's cookin in never-never land? How does the Big Cheese there feel about Joe Baptista running .god? Gonna slap him with a UDRP (har de har har)?
Say, did you really run into Elvis up there? I mean, how did they spring him from...you know...down under? Yeah, I saw what they did to your RFC 1591. Incredible! I mean, what the heck is this: "In cases when there are persistent problems with the proper operation of a domain, a committee will be formed to investigate and they'll never be heard from again." Sounds like our complaints to the DoC. You think they're sending this stuff to Congress? Maybe that's why nothing's gettin done, huh? And what about this scumbag Roberts? Can you believe this dude, selling IP addresses like they was donuts? I hear he's gonna take out copyrights on 'em, too. Yeah, they're gonna copyright all the numbers from one to a hundred. The ISO/ITU's fixin it. And he's sure got .edu tied up, doesn't he? The grapevine says he's negotiating with Osama's schools. Yeah, they're gonna stake out alqaeda.edu for a cool billion. Put the servers in Kosovo, where the DoC can keep an eye on 'em and make sure the checks are sent to Marina del Ray. Some scam, hey, ol buddy? Yeah, yeah, Froomkin and all his shyster lawyer pals are still shooting their mouths off about the law. Makes you wanna puke, don't it? I mean, when did the law make any difference to these ICANN gouls? With all the federal judgeships given to made guys working for the Bush mob, who gives a s**t about the law? Gimme a break! Well, it sure was nice to hear from you, anyway, Jon baby. Bet you're glad to be gone from this vail of tears, hah? Do ya get enough to eat up there? How's the weather? Don't be so scarce, guy. Drop a line. And don't fret over RFC 1591. Nobody pays any attention to that stuff any more. Sims and the cunts at ICANN write their own rules, 'cause they're gods-on-earth. Got the backing of the USG. If ya don't play ball with 'em, they'll bomb ya, like they did to Slobodan. Be cool, Jon. See ya round. M.S.
