Hi Everyone,

 

This attachment is off topic, but it's very funny.

 

Andrew

 

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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Martha
Moffett
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 6:02 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [LOX] Fwd: SATISFIED TAX PAYER

 

Shall we all try this?
Martha 

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Dear Internal Revenue Service,
 
              Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes.
 
              Please note the attached article from the USA Today's
newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department
of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per
toilet seat.
 
              I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six
(6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my
total remittance to $3,429.00.  Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to
the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this
inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 Phillips Head screw (see
aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).   One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.
 
              It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
look forward to paying it again next year.
 
              Sincerely,
              A Satisfied Taxpayer

                        
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