I needed this today.

Thought I'd share.

Lew


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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND 
ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING 
NAKED IN A SAUNA.  

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A  BEEPING 
SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER 
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER 
QUESTIONINGLY. 

'THAT WAS MY PAGER', SHE SAID. 'I HAVE 
A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. 
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. 

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, 

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. 

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. 

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
 WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HER REAR END. 

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........
' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.....


I'M GETTING A FAX!!'

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