This was sent to the group ... and I thought it was GREAT!
 
-Anita
 
In a message dated 6/24/2008 2:47:57 PM Central Daylight Time,  
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

I needed  this today.

Thought I'd  share.

Lew


>.................................................................

THREE  WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND 
ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING 
NAKED IN A  SAUNA.  

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A  BEEPING 
SOUND.

THE  YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER 
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. 

THE OTHERS  LOOKED AT HER 
QUESTIONINGLY. 

'THAT WAS MY PAGER', SHE SAID. 'I  HAVE 
A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A  PHONE RANG. 
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR.  

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE,  

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY  LOW-TECH. 

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING  JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. 

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE  BATHROOM. 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM  HER REAR END. 

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT  HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........
' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT  THAT.....


I'M GETTING A FAX!!'



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