At 11:43 AM 30/05/02, Llu�s Jard� wrote:
>A mi m'ha fet gr�cia. Jo he rebut aquest altre...
>
>Entra un espanyol a una farm�cia de Londres:
>-Hay ampollas?
>-Hello Mr. Pollas
>
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>CURSILLO DE ESPA�OL PARA GUIRIS
>
>SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)
>
>There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some
>phrase in Spanish, but you
>don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your
>are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will
>be helpful in your learning.
>
>
>For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna
>see the difference and how
>easy is speak Spanish.
>
>
>- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
>
>
>- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
>
>
>- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
>
>
>- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cag� = Little John is a chicken
>things.
>
>
>- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
>
>
>- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
>
>
>- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
>
>
>- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
>
>
>- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop
>bugging me.
>
>
>- See eye = si hay = yes we have
>
>
>- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
>
>
>- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
>
>
>- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert
>it in you.
>
>
>- Tea duck queen? = �Te da cu����n? = Have you noticed?
>
>
>- Bee bal form is you = Viva el fornicio! = I love fucking.
>
>
>- Elf R E = El Fary = (Famous Spanish singer).
>
>
>- And I am mum R lah = Anda y a mamarla = Go for it and suck it.

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