At 11:43 AM 30/05/02, Llu�s Jard� wrote: >A mi m'ha fet gr�cia. Jo he rebut aquest altre... > >Entra un espanyol a una farm�cia de Londres: >-Hay ampollas? >-Hello Mr. Pollas > >_______________________________________________ >llista de correu de l'Internauta >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >http://zeus.internauta.net/mailman/listinfo/internauta
Dins aquesta linea. >CURSILLO DE ESPA�OL PARA GUIRIS > >SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano) > >There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some >phrase in Spanish, but you >don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your >are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will >be helpful in your learning. > > >For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna >see the difference and how >easy is speak Spanish. > > >- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner > > >- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair > > >- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man > > >- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cag� = Little John is a chicken >things. > > >- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad. > > >- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags > > >- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest. > > >- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives. > > >- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop >bugging me. > > >- See eye = si hay = yes we have > > >- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold? > > >- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection. > > >- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert >it in you. > > >- Tea duck queen? = �Te da cu����n? = Have you noticed? > > >- Bee bal form is you = Viva el fornicio! = I love fucking. > > >- Elf R E = El Fary = (Famous Spanish singer). > > >- And I am mum R lah = Anda y a mamarla = Go for it and suck it. _______________________________________________ llista de correu de l'Internauta [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://zeus.internauta.net/mailman/listinfo/internauta
