@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\n?neht krow siht seod woh oS";sub p{ @p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p; ($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord ($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&& close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print not mine, but amusing -- Robin Szemeti The box said "requires windows 95 or better" So I installed Linux!
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