Hahaha ...konyol juga ...bener-bener korban hoax ..... Peace Yo ! #Ryan < [EMAIL PROTECTED] > -----Original Message----- From: Ryo Saeba <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 01 Juni 1999 3:08 Subject: [love] Rangkuman berbagai chain mail >I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man named Richard >Brunner, was home recovering from having been served a rat >in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which was like >deja vu as earlier in the day he found a mouse inside his >Coke can). He had a big fight that night with his new >girlfriend Francesca Irina Deeyenda and so anyway, he went >to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was >full of ice and he was sore all over. > >When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD >BEENSTOLEN, and he saw a note pinned to his pillow that said >"Call 911!" But he was afraid to use his phone because it >was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his >computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an >e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" > >He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer >programmer who was working on software to save us from >Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. His program will >prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get >together and distribute the $600 Neiman Marcus cookie recipe >under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true-I read it all >last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was >also promising me a free Disneyworld vacation and $5,000 if >I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) > >The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to >report his missing kidneys, but reaching into the >coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle >around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the >world of AIDS." Luckily, he was only a few blocks from the >hospital-the one, actually, where that little boy who is >dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone >in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer >Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he >receives. > >I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's >and o's in the he shape of an angel (if you get it and >forward it to twenty people you will have good luck but ten >people you will only have ok luck and if you send it to less >than ten people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). > >So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the >hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving >along without his lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his >lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang >initiation. And it's a little-known fact that the Y1K >problem caused the Dark Ages. > > >I want to live for love, >not to die for love - CiTyHuNTeR Betawi Indonesian Web Directory - http://senayan.betawi.net/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNLIMITED POP3 Account @ http://www.indoglobal.com
