THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (Must be read with an italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waittress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only onepiss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna may plate. She say better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waittress brings me a spoon andknife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. Itell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better notfock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel andthere is no shits on my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Paece on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, and I gonna back to Italy. Betawi Indonesian Web Directory - http://senayan.betawi.net/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNLIMITED POP3 Account @ http://www.indoglobal.com
