Dear friends................... Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage > > > >Smart boss + smart employee = profit > >Smart boss + dumb employee = production > >Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion > >Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime > > > >A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > >A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. > >A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > >A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > >A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. > >A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > > >To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a > >little. > >To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try > >to understand her at all. > > > >Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot > >more willing to die. > >Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two > >people remembering the same thing. > > > >Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. > >Women somehow deteriorate during the night. > > > >A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > >A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. > > > >A woman has the last word in any argument. > >Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. > > > >There are 2 times when a man understands a woman - before marriage > >and after marriage. Betawi Indonesian Web Directory - http://senayan.betawi.net/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED] UNLIMITED POP3 Account @ http://www.indoglobal.com
