Hi all,
In this guide I'll explain you how to make fun with school and destroy some
teachers you really hate.
This guide is ONLY for people who hate school and want to make the school
crazy and also want to destroy their teachers. If you really HATE your
school and want to have MUCH fun this guide is for you. I do not take any
responsibility about anything happen after reading this guide. I'm only
telling you how to do this not to do it It's your decision. Some of the
things I'm talking about are very dangerous and you can be caught. Think
before you do.
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Find the school address and telephone number. Now find a newspaper and post
a notice that your school won't be able to take any more students this year
because the school is full and there's no place. Of course post the notice
from someone else. In this way you're leaving your school without students
for the next year. All the students that wants to study in your school will
go somewhere else when they see the notice in the newspaper.
You can also post other notices in gay magazines also in Internet but
without e-mail the people will send everything to the address you give them
and of course this will be your school address.
Now you should make web page of the school putting there stupid things. So
when someone see
the web page he'll be very angry and won't come to study in that school.
Pick up some e-mails of people in your town and mail them about the school
web page. Of course use a remailer. These people will laugh a little and
then forward the message to their friends and all the people will know
about this web page and what the school is doing. If you know something
that your school is doing illegal put it in the web page and inform the police.
You can hack your town web page and put the school one. This will make a
lot of problems for your school. Now you can send them something really
disgusting. Send them dead animal or something else use your
imagination.You can fill the school locker with trash so on the morning
it'll be a little hard to open the school. Pick up some friends and in the
night around 3:00 go to your school with black clothes. Turn off the lights
around your school look if there are any people around you and then start
breaking the windows then run run go hide in the bed at home.
Always put the teachers chalk in water and be sure the blackboard is full
with graphite's like
"Kiss my ass bitch"
"The teacher is the most stupid man in the world"
"Hey teachers where's your mind oh sorry it's in the toilet"
Or write what you want. Be sure it will annoy the teacher a lot.
Break the teacher's chair and hide the students one this will slow your
lesson a lot and if the teacher sits on the chair BUMMMM.
In the middle of the lesson ask in a loud voice you want to go to the
toiled cause you want to piss.
Don't forget to tell the teacher what will you do when you go in the
toilet. And if the teacher don't want to let you to the toilet tell him
everything that will happen if he don't let you to go the toilet.
Yeah tell them but be sure that it'll be disgusting.
If the teacher let you go you MUST back 2 mitutes before the lesson finish.
Back and tell the teacher that you were talking to some people in the
toilet and they beat you a little and took your money.
This will excuse you for your absence while the other students were studying.
Now it's time to make a little "theater" at school talk to your friends
and do the following:
When the teacher comes in the classroom you and one of your friend will be
fighting about a girl.
Tell your friend everything is joke. The teacher will start screaming to
stop fighting but you won't stop now the teacher can't do anything except
going to the headmaster. You must be stop "fighting" when the headmaster
come. When the director ask you what's going on tell him that
you were only arguing and nothing more and don't forget you didn't fight.
Then all your friends must say that you're saying the truth. The teacher
will look like a REAL idiot. The director won't remember this. Your teacher
is now in the director "black list" haha.Here's another fun thing:
Find a car yours or someone's else and come to school. Now find some stupid
teacher and invite him/her to drive to their house. They'll come. Now drive
with 100,150 km and don't go to their home immediately go around the town
driving like crazy. Be sure your teacher will be scared a lot.
You can also call your teacher at midnight you must be sure he or she is
sleeping and invite him/her to "students party" hehe at midnight of course
there's no party ask your teacher to go somewhere in your town for the
"party" . The teacher will come but there won't be anyone there. If you
want to have a real fun organize a real party and invite all your fuckin
teachers. Now it's time to rock. Find an old building where the party will
be. The place must be smelly and disgusting.Remeber you should annoy your
teachers a lot.
Now if you have your school telephone number. There are a lot of things
you can do with theirtelephone number. Call the school and always ask for
the director when the director is on the phone don't say anything except
some sounds use your imagination. You can call your school and say that
your the boy of one of the teachers and the teacher must come at home cause
there's a big problem. Now you're without your teacher. Dirty trick.
Go at night at your school and cut the telephone wires.
Now make some notices in the newspaper about your school that in your
school is the most modern restaurant in the town. A lot of people will call
don't worry. You can call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The
way some (but not all) phone systems work this will tie up
their phone for as long as yours is off the hook. You can subscribe your
school library for sex magazines and other things. You can call all the
parents of the students to come at school.When you call of course tell them
you're teacher. They'll come but noone will be there who'll take
responsiblyty..... the school of course.
That's all and don't forget "sChoOl sUcKs a LoT"
- Kirim bunga untuk handaitaulan & relasi di jakarta www.indokado.com
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