Hahahh saw this late but hat wa funny buddy ----- Original Message Follows ----- From: "David Ziggy Lubowa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected] Subject: [LUG] OT: A little Humour for the day!! Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2006 11:03:15 +0300 (EAT)
> enjoy > ============== > > Well come aboard flight KLA001 now scheduled for Luwum > street,Busoga Square, Cipi > falls, Karuma falls, Mt Elgon, Kanungu,High Street Mbarara > ,Ssese Isl and many more > then back to city square. > > This is your Captain Francis Babu assisted by Flight > officer Mike Mukula film star. > > In the Cabin tonight we have Margaret Ziwa your Chief > purser assisted by Tim Lwanga > who will ensure that your stay on board is comfortable. > Our Flight time will be 5 > years flying at an altitudde of poverty below pocket. > > Sorry, our Flight Engineer is Moses Ali. > > We are now doing a head count to confirm that all > passengers are on board. We will begin with Business class > when you here your name just say "on board". > Business Class:- > 1-Wesonga Kamana > 2-Bakoko Bakoru > 3-Okello Oryem, > 4-Grace Akello > 5-Tiperu > 6-Agadi Didi > 7-Regan Okumu > 8-Jacob Olanyah > 9- Paul Lakeris > 10-Steven Chebrot > 11- Henry Obbo > 12-Dr. Kezimbira Muyingo > > Jump Seat:- Sam Bitangaro in Cock-pit > > Economy class > Salaamu Musumba > Jack Sabiti > John Kazoro > Ruzindana > Cecilia Ogwal > Maria Matembe > Nsubuga Nsambu > James Mwandha > Abudu Katuntu > Patrick Mwondha > Agrey Awori > Simon Mayende. > > Dear Pax if you are sure of any person who checked in with > you at the counters but > is not on board, like Nambooze please inform the Chief > purser Ziwa Margaret immediately so that we don't leave > behind these pax who have actually paid their > chumas . > > As we wait for your fellow pax, Cabin attendant Christine > Aporu in charge of disaster preparedness will take you > through the safe feature of this Aircraft B767-Looser > > I will come back to you to update you on were we are > overflying. Thanks for your > attention. Once again am your captain Francis Babu > assisted by Mike Mukula. > > > > regards > > > > _______________________________________________ > LUG mailing list > [email protected] > http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug > %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM > http://www.infocom.co.ug/ > > The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted > them (including attachments if any). The List's Host is > not responsible for them in any way. > --------------------------------------- > _______________________________________________ LUG mailing list [email protected] http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted them (including attachments if any). The List's Host is not responsible for them in any way. ---------------------------------------
