Should i call this a poem or... ? That is awesome, if its an original composition then man you have some other talent hidden in you
On 5/30/11, Richard Zulu <[email protected]> wrote: > Hey, > > This is interesting, --just sharing the joke! > > Genesis Take Two > > 1. In the beginning GOD created the *Bit and the Byte*. And from > those he created the Word. > > 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. > And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was > good. > > 3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. > And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. > And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. > > 4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place > to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. > Thus God created computers and called them hardware. > > 5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small > and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill > all the Memory. > > 6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer > will make new programs and govern over the computers and > programs and Data. > > 7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; > And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said > You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE > Windows. > > 8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. > He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a > creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire > the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; > And God called the creature: the User. > > 9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS > and it was Good. > > 10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. > And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to > run any programs ? > > 11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every > program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows > or we will die. > > 12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something > you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will > become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you > like by a simple click of your mouse. > > 13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and > easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless > - since Windows could replace it. > > 14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to > the Programmers that it was good. > > 15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. > And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the > Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I > can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need > drivers? Did you run Windows? > And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to ! > > 16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated > by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. > And you will always sell Windows. > > 17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows > will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will > have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the > Programmers help. > > 18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the > User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors > and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. > > 19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door > and secured it with a password. > > 20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT > > -- > Richard Zulu > gtug lead, Kampala (Uganda) > http://kampala.gtugs.org > <http://kampala.gtugs.org> > --------------------------------------------------------- > There is no place like 127.0.0.1 > _______________________________________________ The Uganda Linux User Group: http://linux.or.ug Send messages to this mailing list by addressing e-mails to: [email protected] Mailing list archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Mailing list settings: http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug To unsubscribe: http://kym.net/mailman/options/lug The Uganda LUG mailing list is generously hosted by INFOCOM: http://www.infocom.co.ug/ The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted them (including attachments if any). The mailing list host is not responsible for them in any way.
