> We have many core tenets or beliefs in the Midwest. One of them is that > you never... ever... under any circumstances whatsoever... abuse, hurt, > or kill women and children intentionally. And if you do, we will come and > show you the error of your ways-- wherever you are and however long it > takes. (This core belief is also held by many in the coastal areas as > well.) The core belief of intelligent people is that it is obviously possible to cheat someone who is scared of one's own latent depravity into turning the blind eye on real problems, by offering him "morals".
> > Senator Kerry is from Massachusetts, the Northeast. President Bush is > from Texas, the South and Midwest. "President Bush" is an android manufactured at Los Alamos labs. His battery pack is protruding from his back like a sore thumb. I mean a sore lute. > President Bush's core beliefs about > the treatment of women, children, and the family are well known in the > Midwest. President Bush's actions to stop the terrorists are also well > known. Yep. Except he went to a wrong address with his "search order". Reminds me of sacking of Constantinople by the crusaders, instead of doing the manly thing. > The Midwest may wonder why some things have been done by the > President, but his determination and commitment to stamp out terrorism > reflect the Midwest determination and commitment. And both the Midwest > and President Bush believe the long term means to eliminating terrorism is > in promoting a social, economic, and political climate that will allow > home and families in every part of the world to flourish in peace and > security. So that foreign children could learn how to professionally bash each other's heads a la "Tom & Jerry". > I don't go so far as to say that it will be the structure of > American democracy that will bring the needed peace and security to > everyone in the world, but that the peace and security needs to be there > for everyone. All you have to do is to build a golf course in Feludja. > Senator Kerry did not show, or started too late to show, the Midwest his > core beliefs. I think President Bush only said it once in a major > televised speech, but I will never forget that he said, "America must keep > its word" to the people of Afghanistan and Iraq. I never heard anything > comparable from Senator Kerry. The quiet people of the Midwest will > consider very carefully before giving their word, but once given it *must* > be kept. That's just another part of the old, unspoken Code of the > Midwest-- along with how women and children are treated. Should I type up a few redneck jokes for your edification? if Wayne permits, of course..... > I consider protecting, nurturing, and caring for women and children to be > civilized behavior. Concentrate on local Mormons, before going overseas. Stamp out rampant wife-swapping clubs in the South. Ditto Appalachian incest. Aren't most bestiality websites American? It Iraq goats get eaten before they are subjected to indignities. The rumor has it that there is at least one lutenist who is dangerous to nucular families of Indiana. > I consider keeping your word, once it's given, as > civilized behavior. What if the word given was "I'll kick your a....."? I mean "I'll kick your Venere". Is it civilized to keep it? > And I also consider using force when your opponent > refuses to reason with you and refuses to cease killing women and > children-- is also civilized behavior. So you consider killing UNRELATED women and children civilized when the opponent refuses to reason with you...... Nice...... RT To get on or off this list see list information at http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html
